As you can tell from my photo, I smoke cigarettes.  People ask me all the time "Why do you smoke? It's a nasty habit. It is so expensive."

It might be a nasty habit, but it is not expensive.

My packs cost me around $5 each. At work, I get paid $15 an hour. I take a 5 minute smoke break every hour. That is 40 minutes of breaks a day. At $15 an hour, 40 minutes costs my boss around $8.

So there, I just made $3 profit.  I am literally getting paid to smoke a pack a day. Now leave me alone, Peons!  

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