| I am going to make this short and sweet. If you are a male and you are in a relationship of any level - there are 3 dates you must remember - Her Birthday, Your Anniversary, and February 14th - Valentine's Day. (This is next Tuesday, for the calendar challenged.) Christmas is a given - considering the world is pretty much clobbering you over the head with reminders - but Christmas is not HER day to be focused on, she has to share your attention with the rest of the family. If you have ever missed any of these three important dates then I would love to hear that story and how you weaseled out of it (Post it in the comments section below, please.) As a married man, I feel it is my duty to be in solidarity with all you other males out there that are bringing down the gender by not holding up your end of the bargain. Every time there is a complaint on Facebook about how "Men Stink because he forgot our anniversary" or "He got me a deer stand for Valentine's Day" - It just brings down ALL men everywhere, even those of us that got it right. (At least, we think we got it right.) To Save Mankind - I have compiled a list of what NOT to do for your love on Valentine's Day - And for you Neanderthals out there, I even posted photos so you don't have to read, you can just point. DO NOT: | 
