I have invented a new device. It is a Florida license plate that says: GROUCHY1 and I can install it on your bumper. When you about to go through a red light, you push a button and this plate slides down over your existing plate, so the camera reads "GROUCHY1" instead of your plate number.  Then, seconds later, it slides back up on it's own.

Only $158! The price of 1 of these bogus tickets! Run Red Lights ALL DAY! How much fun would that be?

Buy yours today! But that's not all. I have spray paint on a stick!

What is Spray Paint on a stick, you may ask?  It is a broom handle with a trigger on one end so you can reach the cameras with the spray paint can and black out the lenses!  Just sneak up from behind so they don't film you, hold the stick up with the nozzle facing the lense, pull the trigger and Wala! People can run the Red Lights ALL DAY LONG!

Wouldn't that be fun?  Only $158!

Or buy both for only $250!  Show those coppers who's boss in these here parts! 

Okay, not interested? How about I let you get on Big Joseph's shoulders with a baseball bat for $20 bucks?  I am not saying to hit the camera's with a baseball bat... but I'm not saying not to either...

Grouchy Out! Happy Grazing, Sheep! Pay your fines and Shut the F Up!

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